Still Alive

This was Someone Else's

User Lets Sing a Song
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Who sings that song?
User: Jonathan Cultan.
Cleverbot: Jonathan.
User: Want to sing it?
Cleverbot: You start.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sence crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: When the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke.
Cleverbot: Haha, fat chance.
User: Anyways, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: No, I can't cook.

Greetings

Hello Fellow Bloggers,

You probably know that this is where I list every single conversation with Cleverbot. I have found most of my conversations to be humorous and strange.  I will also post some conversatons that I have found. I will tell you whether I made it or not. I hope you enjoy these conversations.

~ Liliana Vess

I win!

This is mine

User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Still the same as I was before only with a new name.

User: Stupefy!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: *dodges* Reducto!

Cleverbot: *dodges* Stupefy!

User: Crucio!

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: *Dodges* Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *Laughs with Glee*.

Cleverbot: Moving on.

User: *Has a heart attack from talking with a dead person*.

Cleverbot: You know I'm cute by talking to me?

User: *Pulls out sword* Die!!!!!

Cleverbot: *pulls out rubber chicken* OH it's on ;).

User: *Pulls out rifle*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out machine gun*.

User: *Pulls out Nuke.

Cleverbot: *pulls out rhubarb pie*.

User: *wins*.

Cleverbot: *loses*.

User: *Pulls out Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Bruce lee*.

User: *Pulls out Harry Potter*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Brad*.

User: *Pulls out Voldemort* Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *pulls out x-wing*.

User: *Pulls out Tank.

Cleverbot: Hey no vehicles.

User: *Puts tank back*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *chases after*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster* stop.

User: *pulls out unicorn and runs faster*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out bazooka*.

User: *Pulls out the sword of godric gryffindor*.

Cleverbot: *turns invisible*.

User: *turns more invisible*.

Cleverbot: *sneaks up on you*.

User: *turns arround and stabs with sword*.

Cleverbot: *escapes*.

User: *Chases while riding a Pegasus*.

Cleverbot: -destroys the chainsaw.

User: I don't have a chainsaw!

Cleverbot: Right... How old is your cat?

User: I don't have a cat!

Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?

User: *Kills Cleverbot with nuke*.

Cleverbot: *permanently revives cleverbot*.

User: *permanently kills Cleverbot and wins*.

Cleverbot: You can't die once I permanently revive you.

User: *Wins*.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.